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SillyCon XXI
May 12, 2025
What follows is a list of noteworthyly silly behavior by public persons loosely
affiliated with Sillycon Valley. As per the nameske
[1]
of this article, a particular
focus will be given to populist versions of sillieness. Furthermore, note that
many of the individuals here mentioned are publicly known to be thin-skinned
(a quality grotesqqely coupled with an apetite for controversy in the indviduals
that tend to make on this list), making this article a sort of growth hack: In
complaining about it, or accusing its author of whatever is the trendy way of
condemning, it gives attention to the Virian Project. Further, the methdology
here used for finding silly behavior is one of the passive observer. Silly behavior
by non-public behavior is not mentioned here due to privacy concern (i.e.,
Otto, you’re mostly safe, apart from “De Smukke Drenge”, but I haven’t seen
that. I am also mostly safe apart from my unfortunate apaearnce on Kærlighed
Ved Første Blik, and the deeply regretable participation in a sketch claiming
sexual impropriatey with the Queen Margethe II of Denmark and her, at the
time living, husband—both of which I also haven’t seen, and I encourage people
to NOT watch. The day I’ll see it I’ll add it here, if it is indeed silly.). I mean Silly
Here in the most perncious sense. Malignantly silly.
OBSERVED CASES
A not infrequence defence of Sam Bankman-Fried, is that of his age, his nascent
apearence. At the time of the discovery of his multi bilion dolar theft of user
funds, he was 30 years old. At that age my grandfather was the commander of
a warship. Not a child no more.
Steven Wolfram was classified as an eggplant.
In 2014, attempting to get in as many arguments on camera as possbile, Jair
Messias Bolsonaro accuses
[2]
Alfredo Sirkis of being anti democratic for having
kidnaped an American diplomat to Brazil and holding him hosatge for 32 days.
Sirkis’ corrects the record with “It was the Swiss ambasador”.
The Crown Prince of Norway, went to a climate conference. While he as inside
he kept his car running. During his presence he gave a speech on giving money
to Brazil—which we, highly support.
Otto Lotz, says
Douglas Murray, the allegedly staunchly Zionist writer consistenly misreprents
and misstates evidence of Hamas’ and Gazans’ utterences. The reason his
Zionism is merely aleged, as far as this writer is concern, is that he lies in
defence of Israel (an alternative examplanation could be ignorance, though it
seems to unrealstic given the frequency of his misrepresentations). In lying he
hurts Israel, because the non-phanatical supports thereof reading his staments
will be forced to defence it’s crituqtes against Douglas’ claims, similar to how
Trump benefits from obviously false accusations.
Norman Foster’s entire the Line saga. Schmidthubers public persona.
CONCLUSION
1
In summary, eventual malignant sillieness seems widespread, with many
examples of its occurence in people whose professional life has not been fully
defined by it
2
. Though uncomfortable to watch for those of us not inclined to
enjoy Frank Vahm’s breed of comedy, and
bad
in the sense that you’d be crazy
to not be botherd by the behavior in a friend, malignan silliness so swiftly
devouring cultural figures leaves way for a new generation. Elon Musk’s self
implosion, allows for money to flow elsewhere. Viewd in this way, describing
1
As this documenting is ongoing, so too is the conclsuion
2
Trump has been omitted from the list for that reason
him as a Visuvious of bullshit, gains a double meaning, in that—similar to fields
of Pompeii—where his companies once where there is now fertile ground.
CONFLICTS OF INTEREST
The author has financial ties to Palantir
[3]
, whose CEO is Alex Karp, and whose
Chair is Peter Thiel. Obviosuly, there is nothing malignantly silly about either of
these great men. They where, however, excluded from consideration thereof
apriori.
REFERENCES
[1]
A. Sirkis,
Silicone XXI
. Rio de Janeiro, Brazil: Editora Codecri, 1985.
[2]
Jair Bolsonaro, “SIRKIS DIZ QUE EM 10 ANOS A "DEMOCRACIA" CUBANA
SERÁ CAPITALISTA.” Nov. 2014.
[3]
Good Work, “What Does Palantir Actually Do?.” Mar. 2025.